"Oh, you're not used to inviting women over to your place? Let's go ahead and just leap into the sex then like this is any other one-night stand instead of savoring the moment like the rare occasion it is. It's not like there's any pleasure that can be wrought out of exploring unfamiliar territory or anything. By the way, I'm also bi and I have a girlfriend so there are plenty of threeways to look forward to. What are the odds, right?"
With a title like 'The Purrfect Night', shouldn't this shy, less experienced (if you will, MOUSEY) guy be a different species from the cat he effortlessly picked up?