This is like the 3rd chapter in the book. Anyway, pardon the quality. I'm lazy and do not clean anything. Though mostly because any effort put in would be futile as I am a talentless hack.

I'm aware of the awkward monologue near the end, explanation why it exists is in the notes. So don't blame me.
Also if this has been done before, I apologize. I asked /h/ if it was, but if this has already been done, then /h/ is nothing but a filthy lying bastard.

Sorry.