Evolution of human porn.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/103049984

owo not bad

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This is a delightful idea... So sad our kissing cousins are all dead, except for neanderthal.

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Darwin aproves...

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Only Madoc my friends. Ha ha ha. Thanks.

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I will honor your valorous sacrifices, dear Ancestors.

you sluts

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So the Homo Sapiens perfected the Brazilian wax? XP

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this feels like a game of fap chicken. like stop moving and jerk off at what you think is sexy and you need to check if its human or closer to an ape. Also no males in it so... no homo

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"In the beginning, we were all FISH, okay?... Swimming around in the water... And then one day a couple of fish had a retard-baby... and the retard-baby was different, so he got to live. So retard-fish goes to make more retard-babies... And then one day a retard-baby-fish crawled out of the ocean with its... MUTANT FISH HANDS... and it had butt-sex with a squirrel or something and made THIS... retard-frog-squirrel... and THAT had a retard-baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... and then THIS monkey-fish-frog had butt-sex with THAT monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant-retard-baby that screwed another monkey and THAT made YOU."
-Herbert Garrison

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I'll take the one that comes with elephant shrews, now that's a deal.

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Reject modernity. Return to monke.

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这很狂野！

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Is time travel possible? Because you see, I have this fetish, and a theory to go alongside it.

I want to have sex with an Australopithecus

I can imagine it:

I step out onto the African plains and spot a group of them. I casually stroll over - brandishing my erect penis as I do.

The males notice my girth and scurry off into the trees out of terror.
Then all the hairy ape bitches tear off my clothes, bend over, and offer their unwashed monkey cunts to me.

I make my selection out of what's on offer, and lean in. Grabbing her by the thick hairs on her back, I thrust my cock deep inside, until she squeals like a chimpanzee.

I look over into the trees, and notice the males fapping away, in awe of my display.

After ten minutes the ape bitch is howling with pleasure, you could probably here it from miles around.

Her moist vagina clamps down onto my cock as I launch gallons of cum into my ancestors' womb.

Collapsing onto the ground I drag myself back to my time machine, my dream fulfilled.

I think it must be possible because they've never found the missing link.

I think I'm the missing link, guys.

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The chromosome divides, multiply and thrive
And the strong survive, and the strong survive
And a spaceman fucked an ape then cut out on the date
And now it's much too late
The space ship has escaped
(Let it go)

Darwin - Third Eye Blind

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I wonder what's the oldest ancestor we could impregnate

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還更新了……

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The Missing Link hasn't been "Missing" for over thirty years. We been found that shit.

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If the feet looks human, I'm banging. Except for "Homo Erectus Solonesis" not worth the risk.

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逐渐可以下屌

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But if "modern human" is cro magnon from 50,000 years ago, then how come Africans are considered "modern humans" since the closest relative is 190,000 years ago...?

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You do realize that the last great migration wave out of Africa happened between 70,000 and 50,000 years ago? So those cro magnon would have been fresh arrivals as well, part of a larger modern stock, a bigger part of which stayed in Africa.

Last edited on 30 November 2022, 14:30.

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>Posted on 30 March 2021, 21:37 by: Fenl1

Лучше бы я это не переводил. Теперь тоже так хочу.

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What the hell is in the water in Madoc's part of the world?

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