My first translation, any suggestions welcome :)

Dont microwave an egg

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Buy a toaster oven.

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Get a prereader. While there were no major mistakes, there were a few typos.

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Never spend money before you've had your morning coffee.

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Always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded.

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Thanks guys! I'll try to keep these things in mind

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I love this art and this genre, however after having read a number of these type of stories, I just find them so boring.
It is just so annoying to have the "demon king" just win, because magic. And worse, this often results in the fall of all of humanity. It is getting kind of trite at this point. Like, "Magical Girl Semen Training System" is basically the same story but actually interesting.

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buy an air fryer.

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Buy gas on Wednesday, it will generally be cheaper then opposed to monday or friday.

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Reitou has good art but really really needs to hire out for a better writer.

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@masterzelda123 Agreed tbh. I like Gender Bender stories but I'd rather the story be different somehow. Like, maybe the hero get's turned into a Succubus but still turns things around and beats the "demon king" but chooses to stay a Succubus, lewd shenanigans ensue without humanity falling and the hero becoming a villain.

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When shopping, grab the milk in the back instead of the front.

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