WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT A DIRTY ASS RING YOU FOUND ON THE FUCKING FLOOR IN AN ABANDONED MALL ON YOUR DICK, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING!?!

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If people would think, we would have a lot less problems in the world. Just look up statistics on foreign body removal for example: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34719960/

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If he'd thought about it he wouldn't have gotten to be a girl, onward to adventure!

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Some teenagers just can't see something round and hollow and not think about it that way...

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To be fair, he did wash it first.

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I immediately recognized the RRoST from BEA. Nice work

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wow very funny♪(^∇^*)

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Ah yes, the BEArchive. Truly a glorious cesspool, that place.

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Part 2: https://e-hentai.org/g/2848806/3e740ab7e4/

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