Feels like I've been waiting forever for some fresh, delicious big titty witch content... all the better she's getting railed by a big horse cock. It's a shame half the doujin is exposition, but beggars can't be choosers. I dressed up some of the text a bit, but it all matches the intent and subject matter of the original dialog.

I should mention, the part where he sorta personifies his dick, the original text more has him referring to it as "the 'thing' you'll serve", but I thought it was more fun to call it "him" and force her to acknowledge that, like she's less than even his penis, ya know?

Is it just me, or does it feel like the author just ran out of time for comiket and cut out some more sex pages he had planned? Just looking at the other doujin's he's released, they're all quite a bit longer in the actual action; but I digress.

I have no idea exactly what went wrong and the saddest part is that I used to play this game.

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Direct Attack is the best Attack.

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ITS TIME D-D-D- giving Silent support please

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So, they doubled her attack with Megamorph after having lowered her HP with the rape, and dicking her was considered attacking her, so Spellbinding Circle did jack shit, since they pretty much crashed into a 3500 atk monster that even after the trap cards, would still have over 4000 after Megamorph.

Or something like that.

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Page 6: Fell into Adhesion Trap Hole which halves her attack. (Assuming this is Silent Magician LV8, 3500 -> 1750)

Page 7: Revival Jam attacks Silent Magician LV8 (1500 vs 1750, Revival Jam is destroyed)

Page 8: Puppet Plant is takes control of Silent Magician until end of turn. Next turn, Nightmare Wheel activates and is disabled by something off screen. Needlebug Nest activates

Page 12: Mezuki activates Anti-Spell Fragrance to require Spell Cards to be set before activation, Skill Drain to negate Silent Magician's protection, Spell Binding Circle to prevent position change and attacks and Disarmament which destroys all equip cards (Why??? She wasn't using any equips!)

Page 13: Mezuki makes an illegal play and activates Brain Control from hand, under the effects of Anti-Spell Fragrance. In addition, Silent Magician LV8 is not a legal target for Brain Control, which can only target monsters that can be normal summoned.

Page 19: Mezuki activates Call of the Haunted to Special Summon Gozuki

Page 22: Mezuki activates Megamorph and targets Silent Magician, doubling her original attack, which on official ruling also removes the effect of Adhesion Trap Hole (1750 -> 7000) and Mezuki and Gozuki crash into her into her and lose the duel.

"Why didn't Mezuki and Gozuki die when they fucked her while she was at 1750? They only have 1700 attack!"

Because it's porn and the author got a lot of things wrong already, so we'll just take it as a case of creative liberties. Taken literally, they probably were strnog enough to not die but she'd have eventually milked them both until they hit 0 LP (semen).

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@neh1234: Spellbinding Circle does not reduce attack in OCG. Also Megamorph uses the original attack, not current attack

@Soldier A: Assuming this dungeon was one big experience made by Mezuki, the destruction of Revival Jam and activation of Skill Drain would be -1250 LP, putting Mezuki at 6750. This ignores the possibility of Mezuki being dumb and using Revival Jam's effect to revive it, which would put him at 5750 LP. If they had more LP than Silent Magician and used a Megamorph on themselves, they would be at 850 each, resulting in a -1800 hit. However, if they used it on Silent Magician, that would be 5300 damage they take for crashing into her, which means that they would have killed themselves nutting inside.

Thinking about it, the first story page shows Silent Magician destroying Gozuki, and he was revived by Call of the Haunted, which would mean to imply that this entire doujin can be treated as a single duel and Mezuki would be at 4950 LP even without activating the effect of Revival Jam

Last edited on 02 October 2023, 03:08.

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Well, you can't expect Mezuki and Gozuki to actually read the cards, they're zombies, they're supposed to be brainless. And most of the playerbase don't read the cards either.

(That said, they were casting Megamorph/Giant Growth on themselves, so I think the actual problem is that they had more LP than the opponent and thus got their attacks halved.)

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Artists with card games are always funny you'd either have this or folks like Tamagoro "I know jackshit about yugioh I just like Alexis' design"

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Someone call a judge.

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@Gespen

reading that ? probably has negate

*flips old man*

Base +12

I think they're playing Duelist Kingdom Rules.

Base +8, vmlwhxbh +6

Thank you to the commentors who were able to give information on the card use. I feel... educated?

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