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问题是你在撅的时候屁股也在往前动啊

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"Go fuck yourself."

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答案是把传送门放到电动炮机上（

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有趣的想法

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sry but u cant fuck yourself. as u move to fuck yourself ur hips will move away

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屁股不动传送门动不就行了

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传送门动有什么用啊

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其实根本不麻烦，设置两个传送门之间有操作时差不得了

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Would be great but so much of this is so wrong it hurts my brain trying to ignore all the paradoxes created by the artist.

Like you can't fuck yourself with stationary portals. For example; as soon as you move your hips forward, your ass would move away too. They'd remain the same distance apart. The 3rd and last one her stomach is sticking out of both sides of the portal.

The only way most of this would logically work is if there were two people.

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可以把传送门以屁股为轴心固定啊，又没说只能立在空中

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搞个自拍杆一样的东西把传送门固定住

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Now be honest everyone!
Who WOULDN"T use a portal like this on themself

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那个拉珠属实是没看懂怎么连接的_(:з」∠)_

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