Oh shit that's dangerous. Kids, NEVER EVER EVER pour beer or ANY alcohol into someone's ass. It'll go straight into the bloodstream very quickly, and the person can die from alcohol poisoning very quickly.
@ezio88: Refer to page 1. He was studyin to become a lawyer, once he finally got his head in the game and got a foot in the door, "Hey, so I heard you got in, congratulations, let's drink!" "Wait, wha, no--" "I said 'let's drink'." "... Okay."