Greetings to distant future readers! This is a pre-recorded message from an alternate reality past, since our timeline is facing certain extinction, we've decided to translate our reality version of this doujin and send it over to your universe as the last proof that we've ever existed. All of us from the Dracula timeline wished for you to enjoy our greatest work of art and that you will all treasure it as we had. Remember us!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ryt9VJ9gxQ

So real talk, it's quite an absurd date to be putting out an April fools this late into...May. But our team ran into some minor hiccups recently and that delayed our schedule, hard. We hope you will all take this jest in good fun and forgive our tardiness. Woopsie! All credits to my boy Futabob, you really pulled through this time cowboy. And special thanks to Momma for the credit page, swaggy.

These titles are fucking great. 10/10 N1 translation. I'm signing up for this comment section.

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absolutely stellar work

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this the shit that makes the toes curl

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This is fuckin amazing, but I CAN'T FAP TO THIS man

Base +6, LeisureLarry +12, firedragon89 +14, mys_fapper -6, Th3 Sl0th +6, shuga-chan +6, Moojuice +7

Well, as long as you post the non April fools version latter...

And yeah, it got me by surprise, for a moment i thought April came after May XD

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if you think i cant jerk off to this then you have another thing cumming buddy.

Base +6, LeisureLarry +12, firedragon89 +14, mys_fapper -6, Exsteverbur +8, Moojuice +7, Dohv +6

"Non April fools version" lmao this is exactly what this shitter promised when he commented in the raw. Doesn't even play FGO, just likes to take a shit on Nemo doujins for whatever reason. It's literally almost June and he had since August of last year to make this trash. Lol

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lolol what is this thugged up gangster shit. Fucking pub faggots, man.

Base +6, mys_fapper -6, LeisureLarry +12, Exsteverbur +8, DaRuler +10

He "took two limitless pills just to limit" himself because he knows that flow always be too much for us to handle.
P.15 is too real. Context: https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Nemo_(Santa)

@Orazio
You keep peddling this notion that LeisureLarry is just doing this to "shit on Nemo doujins for whatever reason", but they've only done this once before and that's with the prequel: https://e-hentai.org/g/2875199/104bbd2371/ .
And they also released a proper translation afterwards: https://e-hentai.org/g/2889818/f4c04350e7/ .
The gallery you keep attributing to them is https://e-hentai.org/g/2351950/a40b027032/ .
They didn't even work on it. Did you check the credits page?

You've been "smokin' some filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit" (affectionate).

Edit: Look I'm willing to concede he's Margam, but is there evidence he is Margam because you're just claiming it with nothing to back it up.
"He doesn't even translate", Ok then why are you going after the one person who can literally do nothing to fix it. You could've contacted anyone else on that project to see if they would've "fixed" it.
AFAIK aside from Yonagi, both Mr_person and Quartz Saint are able to translate and rectify your grievances. (Maybe you have and in that case tough luck I guess.)

"April Fools excuse when only one of his posts was actually on April Fools, ok dude."
Never said anything about excusing it just that there's no apparent link to your accusations.

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@Vanilla Cream fool, he is in the credits page as "Resident Pirate Lord Margam" so in case you didn't know LeisureLarry is Margam. https://e-hentai.org/s/e480f29f9f/2351950-18

He doesn't even translate, he just paraphrases someone else's translation into shitty memes and lingo, exactly what he did in that first Nemo doujin. He doesn't play FGO, he doesn't know a thing about Nemo so I can't imagine why he's targeting his doujins to fuck them up. He even admitted to doing this out of spite in Discord because he got btfo in the replies of the raw. https://e-hentai.org/g/3028935/312ccab196/

April Fools excuse when only one of his posts was actually on April Fools, ok dude. (referring to this shit post, not to you Vanilla)

This shitter is crying to me on discord now.

"I'm gonna shit on Nemo doujins because it pisses this guy off!"

"Wtf why is this guy giving me shit! Get off my dick!"

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So can someone please translate this for real?

Base +7, LeisureLarry +12

@Orazio Crying on a forum as opposed to actually addressing the person when they contact you personally is incredibly sad. This isn't your personal soapbox.

Base +7, LeisureLarry +12

@detram Contact me personally? Margam never did that. He did throw a fit publicly in the discord we share though. I already removed the screenshot he asked me to.

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