I'm absolutely in love with this! Awesome world building and a fun story, this is the stuff AI can't make.

Base +6, KACTPATOP +6, Vinatea +19, ecchisama +8, Skolp +6, GK_GAMES +8, Lifeless Husk +6, eddyhyde +12, Collected +6, slendergender +6, blind crow +6, somercet +15, HumpyH +8, and 7 more...

beard removal? an absolute travesty

Base +13, LinuxUser1 +6, ecchisama +8, Skolp +6, meficrow +14, gildarts +6, Karkhouv +6, Collected +6, eddyhyde +13, slendergender +6, somercet +15, LunaCat +6, anomahous +13, and 5 more...

No no, it's ok. Those are just baby beards. They need them remove so the adult beards can set in right.

Base +7, erana +16, ecchisama +8, JKRD +6, Skolp +6, meficrow +14, Mike-O-Shay +6, Maxim xaos +6, GK_GAMES +8, Norinxxx +7, eddyhyde +12, Voxol +7, Collected +6, and 23 more...

nothing mid about this wife

Base +6, SirFrances +8, usversionofme +7, bongzilla +6, NoBralette +6, TenchiGirlFan +6

Implication that she can read just fine and Grift is just illiterate(ish)

Base +17, homoteus +6