Google translate Chapter 1 "Hey, hey, how do you beat Scott?" "Emmm, I don't want to think about it, but I think there must be some experts on the Immortal Ship, or maybe I can help you find some opportunities in the trash cans." "Hey! Stop messing around. Hey? Look, isn't that Huo Huo and Tail Grandpa?" "Uh (???), Tail Grandpa said he can use Suiyang's ability to help Miss March 7 quickly improve her strength, so we came." "Ugh, what are you dawdling for? Little girl, let me tell you, it's very simple. I'll use Suiyang's ability to directly give you the memories of the sword masters I've encountered, just like plugging a USB drive into a computer." "Then what are we waiting for? Let's get started! I can't wait to beat that Scott to a pulp!" "Alright, Pioneer!" "You've got the girl pinned down, and I'm starting now!" "Huh??? Wait, isn't inserting a USB drive a metaphor? Why are you actually going to insert it? Ahh ... Chapter 2 "Xing, and Miss March 7th, so you're here! I've been looking everywhere for you!" "Qingque, you didn't go to play cards but came to find us. Looks like you found the martial arts manual I asked you to find?" "Here it is. But before we start practicing, how about we find a place to relax?" "I know this place! Let's go to the Imperial Jade Pavilion!" "Hey, don't pull me back, I'll go with you, okay?" ... *smack!* (Slams table) "Then let's begin our dark duel!" "Uh, sorry, our Xing has always been like this, I'm sorry you had to see this." "It's alright, we're used to it when we play cards together. But speaking of which, it's definitely more fun with a little betting." "Hey, but I'm wearing my martial arts uniform today, I didn't bring any credits." "Hey, I'm an official member, we can't gamble." *smack!* (Slams table) "At times like this, we should play that, the one where you have to take off a piece of clothing for every round you lose!" *smack smack smack!* (Slams table repeatedly) "Uh, alright, there's no one else here anyway, I can't spoil everyone's fun. (I shouldn't lose to two newbies, right?)" "Okay, hehe, take this! Galaxy Baseball Man! Watch me annihilate you (physical)!" "(Plan succeeds!)" After five innings "Damn it, why am I losing so much?!" "It's okay, March, if we really have nothing to take off, we can put on some more clothes. (Tap)" "Hey-hold the rope a little further away, you don't have many clothes left, I won't lose to you again!" "Hey, winning and losing is part of life, we..." "Continue." "Too bad, March, you'll never have another chance to beat me (evil grin)." After five more rounds "Waaaah, I'm about to lose everything! Star, save me TAT!" "Alright! Here I come! Self-draw!" "Uh (It seems like there were five Ones on the table just now... let's pretend we didn't see that...)" "Hehehe! Let's enjoy our punishment game here, Little March. Qingque and I are going out to buy some water. Oh right, the secret manual is right here." "Waaaah, a little gambling is fun, but too much gambling is harmful TAT. Hmm ?." Suddenly, bursts of purple light surged. "Are you all willing to inherit my martial arts?" "Huh?! The book actually spoke? Could you be the kind of great hero spirit described in the illusion? I'm willing! I'm willing! Could you conjure some sword energy to help me cut the rope?" "Good! Listen carefully, all of you. Our ultimate martial art is called Lightning XX Whip, evolved from the ancient martial art Yi Jin Jing, emphasizing the method of guiding the mind. When practicing this technique, one can enhance their perception to the extreme, and simultaneously increase their thinking speed to three thousand times that of an ordinary person, thus enabling them to break through all defenses with a single technique. My inheritance, you are ready to receive it!" "Huh? No? Three thousand times? Wait, I'm about toナ ah?!" After Qingque and Xing returned "Huh? March? We've only been walking for three minutes! What's wrong with you? Wake up! Wake up!" Chapter 3 "No! Squinty Eyes! What's going on with this pill? My March is usually so cute and innocent, but after taking your medicine, her head is all foggy!!" "Sigh, increasing perception is just increasing the body's senses, right? So, as long as we improve Miss March's physical sensitivity first, her strength will naturally improve after she adapts." "Hey?, why are you still on the phone? Let me go and let's do something fun???" "...I don't care! Squinty Eyes, you need to figure out a way to get March to..." The moon changes back. Otherwise, I will go and smash your General Feixiao to pieces! " "But it's strange to say that I also added some heavenly materials and earthly treasures to the elixir I gave you. Logically speaking, Miss Yueqiu Qi who took the elixir should have become infinitely powerful and mastered the art of sword control. How did you control her?" "Huh? I just held her there normally?" "Xing?~~~Just help me untie it?~~~" "No, I'm still defending my rights! Just wait..." Before he finished speaking, two dexterous flying swords flashed and cut off the rope that controlled March. "Eh? The swords my master gave me are all helping me?. Ah Xing?! Just obey me??!!!" "Oh no! Just wait in March. You are following my script now!" *March 7 bondage incident* Three days and three nights later, the unconscious Galaxy Bat Man was sent to the emergency room of the train by the kind-hearted Miss March 7th. After diagnosis, he was fine except for severe dehydration and intermittent cramps. However, it is recommended that you stay in the hospital for observation and rest for a week. Chapter 3.5 Galaxy Batman, betrayed by Pepper Hill, transforms into a vengeful bag and subjectes his superiors to retaliatory discipline. Chapter4 "Three days! A full three days! March 7th! I'm going to get my revenge today!" "Alright~ I'm here to apologize~ You and the teaching assistant can do whatever you want to me today... Hey! Haha... What are you drawing on me!?" "Hmph! My punishment for you has only just begun, there's more to come!... But if you really can't take it anymore, just say 'Master, I was wrong,' and I'll forgive you." "Hey, are you two done chatting? Leave the cultivation to my AI and Carrot, let's hurry up and catch a dual-attribute ethereal spirit. Oh right, remember to put a gag on Little March, otherwise the machine might bite its tongue when it shakes." "Okay! I'm coming! Start the program, emmm we'll probably be back in two or three hours, so just pick a time... Come on, March, open your mouth (stuff). Alright, mission accomplished! Wuhu! Let's go!" "! The goal is to become a Pok?mon Master!" ... "Ugh... (They quieted down as soon as they left. Huh? Did I set a flag for myself?)" Click-clack-click (mechanical startup sound) "Ugh? ??? (Huh? Is this a proper machine? It's so big, it'll die! Eh, no, no, no, is this for real?)" (Limbs completely stuck in the machine, can't move at all! Waaaaah, can't dodge! What to do? What to do? Oh! There's a stop command here!) "Ugh... (Sorry), ugh... (Master)" (...Wait a minute! My mouth is gagged!) "Ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh, ugh... ???! ! !" ...And so, until the training time reached zero, the two who went on their adventure didn't return. At this point, Miss March experienced the same helplessness she felt with the gray-haired girl she had pinned down a few days ago. But speaking of which, where did those two go?