Fucking clockwork. aiaim drops yet another massive wall of text, acting like he was trembling for 'ten hours' just to hit enter. The "agony of creation", right? Nah, more like the agony of realizing he just can't be arsed to do it after months of delaying, canceling rewards, and taking a break.
So what does he do? Just bins the whole promised reward. Rips out the fellatio part stuff, ruins the flow, and chucks us some half-baked disjointed mess. But hey, the face looks smashing, innit? Who gives a toss about a finished piece when you can just fob the fangays off with "promised reward" coming... eventually. Bullshit.
And right on cue, boom, "the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card: The Sudden Hospital Visit."
"Oh I stayed up all night for a week... I need to be admitted." The absolute cheek. He literally says "I'm not using exhaustion as an excuse" right before using it as a blatant excuse to cover up his laziness. Classic monaim.
Cue the unpaid PR team in the comments. "Oh bless him, he's losing his touch because he works too hard!" "He's sick! Let the lad take the whole month off!"
You lot are absolute muppets. Literally throwing your lunch money at this bloke to watch him delete his own shit, delay the reward for the 100th time, and hand you scraps. You’re paying to get mugged off. And if anyone calls out his total lack of professionalism, you do mental gymnastics to defend his 'gradual fixes'.
Deadlines are pure fantasy here. Finished files are just a suggestion.
You guys deserve a reward for being such good dogs... Wait, scratch that. You deserve another fucking delay! Have another month of him 'taking a break' to fix things.
Long live aiaim—the king of this delayed, perpetually 'sick' and 'lazy' empire! Fangays might as well set up a direct debit to his hospital bed at this rate.
Just kidding, AI. Take your sweet time,and still lazy. We all know it’s just 'support', not like you actually have to do your job.