This is a machine translation done with Ichigo using Gemini 3.1 pro. It's obviously not as good as a real translation would be but it's not terrible and I haven't seen any other English translations of it anywhere. I also translated and added Arakure's preview for part 2 of this (from his Summer 2025 Sketchbook) to the end.

This. This is why were failing as a species.

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I don't get it, why did he let him in the car? Why is the cuck acting like a cuck?

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There's actually people this dumb so I agree this is why

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@Chronic Logic

If not cuck, why cuck-shaped? :P

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MTL slop 🖕

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He was in the road and he had a car A CAR WHY NOT RUN THE FUCKER OVER, and then when he finally got out of that hell instead of going straight to the police station he wondered if he should go bye the EEL ?, well the wife's gonna need alot of therapy, but I can gurantee she wont stay married to this loser, you've GOT TO PROTECT YOUR WOMAN I DON'T CARE IF IT'S AGAINST A MAN OR A MONSTER, IF SOMEONE ATTACKS YOUR WOMAN YOU KILL THEM, KNIFE TO THE SPINE, HARD PUNCH TO THE THROAT COLLAPSE THE AIR WAY IDON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW BIG AND STRONG THEY THINK THEY ARE THEY CAN'T TRAIN THERE THROAT MUSCLES, BECAUSE THERE AREN'T REALLY ANY MUSCLES PROTECTING YOUR ADAMS APPLE. Now that that happend she can never look at him with respect again, women like confidence the more the better and her husband had NONE,

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you used google of all the Ai to get THE MOST CENCORED version of the translation possible. Total slop

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RAW: https://e-hentai.org/g/3543023/9d864de356/

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