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Alright, this one was pretty goddamn funny. Takumi was cute too. Yes, the dialogue puns and humor was all intentional, I didn't add it in there. It was fun to translate though. Quick note on the title, "Mesu Otoko" is a slang word that is very rarely used (usually it's "Mesu Danshi" or "femboy"), and it seemed to me like it should be "Mesuo" rather than "Mesu Otoko," but the only references to it I could find did have it read out as "Mesu Otoko," so that's what I used. Change it if you really want, I'm fine with it either way.
I had to double check the raws to see if his name is just a rewrite gag, but no, his name is quite literally "I'm defo not a homofag-taro" spoken in chopped kanji reading. Cursed 10/10 name.