From sigma:

*agitated squirrel noises*

This boi doesn't need dick.

He needs cuddles! (and dick)

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see pg 5:

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! GET SOME!!!!!!!!

Base +2, thestormiscumming +10, Dawnell_do +4, Gunwild +6, Tailpool -5

Brother didn't need to do little Acorn bro like that...

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Dude needs to be loved. Fix the emotional trauma… then give the squirrel his nut.

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the plushies dont need to watch you be a ho
let them live in blissful ignorance

Base +18, Kakarzejin +6, thestormiscumming +10, Gunwild +6, Cat2323 +6, Tailpool -5, Qwertius +22

What a shame. Poor squirrel doesn’t deserve to be stood up like this.

Base +6, Kakarzejin +6, thestormiscumming +10, argentlupus +9, Cat2323 +6, Tailpool -5, Qwertius +22

Dude, read the room. Unless you're offering *your* nuts, I don't think sir or ma'am wants a snack

Base +12, Kakarzejin +6, FAOST +6, thestormiscumming +10, Cat2323 +6, Pervy Naga King +5, Tailpool -5

what is that thing under the bed on fig.5? Like, his teddy bear?

Base +6, thestormiscumming +10, Tailpool -5

Should of opened the door again and snatched him inside! >:3
This aching bussy is getting settled one way or another! :o

Base +6, thestormiscumming +10, eakes +8, Cat2323 +6, Tailpool -5, PepperoniFloyd +6

H a h !

Get owned twink

Base +6, Tailpool -5, thestormiscumming +10, Zedon0007 -8, Mr. Sinister -7

Is he gonna' end up fucking the Snack In The Box guy?

Base +6, Tailpool -5, thestormiscumming +10, Kakarzejin +6, PepperoniFloyd +6, DarkToolss +6

Well, that's one of the dangers of trying to hookup through apps, sometimes the people there were actually just looking to get your photos and ghost you.

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I have dealt with crap like this before. Infact just today I was supposed to hookup with a guy through an app. He actually showed up but then dipped out the moment he saw me saying he felt nervous

Base +6, PepperoniFloyd +6, thestormiscumming +10, Natalie Thicc +18, Nofxex +6, literal catboy +5

.... Excuse me, I just need to search for the contact details of a deleted account. Don't worry, I just wanna talk. *loads shotgun*

Base +9, PepperoniFloyd -6, Cat2323 +6, thestormiscumming +10, Kakarzejin +6

Gonna blow the fattest load when this is finished.

Base +6, thestormiscumming +10, Cat2323 +6

Looks like the delivery boy notice Kip frustation, I hope he go back, and became the lover our squirrel babe was looking for.

Base +6, DarkToolss +6, Darkdjinn +2, ElevenEleven +6, Cat2323 +6, thestormiscumming +10

What he was going through looking in the mirror. I get moments like that, annoying intrusive thoughts that make you create so much self-doubt and it is irritating.

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