And how do you know whether the translation is accurate or not if you don't understand Japanese? You write that you even edited certain parts of the machine translation because they "didn't make sense", yet you don't understand the original language to begin with. So I wonder how were you able to edit it when you have absolutely no clue what the fuck the characters are talking about. Of course my questions are all just rhetorical, because we all know that you're yet another simple fucktard.
shut up retard, go and do it yourself if you want. if the output says "this double-hip masturbation," you think that makes sense? don't read it if you don't want to, go commission an actual translation, and then i'll enjoy it as well. fuck you in particular :D