More people need to translate this way. It's hilarious.

Base +11, 雨宮 優子 +23, shinomerlin +8, Kayra +8, kochajikan +5, WhiteMint +1, Vookatos +7, yakuri +8, kapitanbucket +6, Nemesis2000 -5, Reens +7, 征服者 +6, ZnTxn +6, and 1 more...

Unlike most english translations, this one actually depicts how Asians speak english.

Base +6, Akihiro209 -4, Sawato -1, Kayra +8, WhiteChocoMint -4, MiiSama -1, LoveAnimation +4, yakuri +8, Argyle246 -3, Listopad +6

blunt out...exactly.

Base +8

Hello everynyan. How are you? Fine, thank you.
Oh my gawd!
I wish I were a bird.

Base +5, Sawato +1, Vookatos +7, yakuri +8, Argyle246 +3, ZnTxn +6, generickitty +6

Now, now. The English is not great, but it is better than nothing.

Edit: Now that there are other versions, I must request that this be kept. This translation is very amusing.

Base +1, Kayra +10, 征服者 +6, ZnTxn +6, generickitty +6

a teacher get fucked from all his students? totally hot!!

Base +1, animeild +7

ahhaha this was great laugh

this is the better translations btw: https://e-hentai.org/g/582031/139218a8a1/

Base +6