Parody based on one of Oblivion's many in-game books, "The Lusty Argonian Maid" and/or "The Argonian Account"

Comic + Preparational Extras

Yuri Leaky-Dominski may not speak the best English, but do any of us really do?

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There WAS a book in Elder.Scrools: OBlivion entitled "Lusty Aragonian Maid" (seen on pic 6).
More Aragonian porn please!
We wait eagerly for these lost "coffied" pages.

BTW: Nice phonetic speaking.
PS:In OBLIVION there was a different version of the book than blagblag posted.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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omg i remember reading that in oblivion

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you sir are a god

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@happybro23

That book was ALSO in Morrowind.

And Daggerfall.

(The games that came before Oblivion)

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There's a fanfic that completes The Lusty Argonian Maid (or at least continues it, if you want to be like that). I don't *think* it's against the rules for me to post it here, so I will. If it is against the rules (possibly wordcount?), just delete this. I don't know who the source is, so I can't link to it.

"Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers!" the young Lifts-Her-Tail exclaimed.

"Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?" Lord Crantius Colto asked, a hint of provocation in his voice.

"I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid."

"So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail."

"You embarrass me, sir!"

"Fear not. You are safe here with me."

"I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!"

"Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear."

Lifts-Her-Tail's eyes went wide in surprise as her master began unbuttoning his linen trousers, which fell into a pool of cloth at his feet.

"It's huge!" Lifts-Her-Tail exclaimed, mesmerized by the ten inches that had begun to harden before her. "It could take me all night," the young Argonian said provocatively, flashing her lord an innocent grin.

"Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time," Lord Colto said, stepping out of his pants and placing his hands on the well-toned shoulders of his servant, gently massaging the orange scales that covered her body. With a grin, he then pushed down on the Argonian's shoulders, gently forcing Lifts-Her-Tail to her knees.

"It's alright, my dear. Nobody will find out," Crantius said, moving his semi-erect member up to the scaled lips of his servant. His hands moved to the back of her head as he spread his legs slightly.

Not seeing any other way out of this situation, Lifts-Her-Tail finally gave in, opening her lips slightly, allowing the head of her master's most private of parts to slight into her warm, moist mouth. Using her long, forked tongue, the Argonian navigated Lord Colto's member past her sharp teeth and further into her muzzle, massaging it gently as she did so.

After about six inches of the member had been inserted into her mouth, Lifts-Her-Tail began sucking gently, extracting several drops of precum, which she swallowed almost eagerly.

The Lord moaned out in pleasure, his ten inches swelling into a full erection in the hot confines of the Argonian's mouth. "That's it, my sweet. Just like that."

After a few moments Lifts-Her-Tail felt the grip on her head loosen, allowing her to begin slowly bobbing her head against the hard length, allowing the member to almost escape her lips before going back down. Each time, the Argonian took a little bit more of the length into her muzzle, and each time, her master's groaning became more prominent.

Suddenly, her master's grip tightened, and he forcefully shoved his entire length into the young Argonian's mouth, making her deep throat the large cock. Forcing herself not to gag, Lifts-Her-Tail closed her eyes and continued to massage the cock with her toungue.

Crantius began rocking his hips against the tight confines of the Argonian's muzzle, feeling himself getting close. For several thrusts he continued, before pulling himself from the maid's muzzle, her small, lithe body falling backwards to the ground.

Lifts-Her-Tail gave her master a confused look, wondering why her master had withdrawn when he was so close to cumming.

"Strip, and lay down on my bed, darling. I have another task for you," Lord Colto said, grinning down at his servant.

After regaining her wits, the Argonian complied almost instantly, hastily removing her clothes as she moved to the bed. Her thighs had become quite moist during her blowjob, thoughts of the cock invading her nether regions filling her mind. Looking back over her shoulder, Lifts-Her-Tail was reassured by her master with a slight nod as he began to follow her to the bed. Slowly and cautiously, she crawled up onto the smooth, silk sheets of her master's bed, sliding in beneath the feather comforter that covered the luxurious mattress.

Jumping a bit in surprise, the Argonian turned in surprise to her master who had suddenly thrown the comforter off of the bed and crawled up onto the bed behind her.

"Don't move, sit just like that my dear," the Lord said as he began removing his silk shirt. Lifts-Her-Tail remained still, her back facing towards her lord with her legs crossed slightly. When he had finished with his shirt, Lord Colto gently lifted the Argonian's long, lizard-like tail out of the way, exposing her moist lower lips. Gently he reached down and inserted two fingers as he moved up, laying behind her, causing her to moan out in pleasure at the sudden invasion.

"You seem awfully eager to get to work," the Lord whispered to the young female who was now gasping in pleasure.

"Please, my lord," Lifts-Her-Tail managed to gasp out in between moans.

"As you wish, my sweet Argonian."

Slowly, Lord Colto withdrew his fingers, causing Lifts-Her-Tail to suddenly feel empty. Pushing her tail out of the way, the Lord moved up behind the young Argonian and aligned himself with his destination.

"Tell me how much you want it, my dear," the Lord whispered to his servant, rubbing the head of his member against her moist lips, teasing the young creature.

"Please my lord, take me!" Lifts-Her-Tail begged, almost shouting out in anticipation.

Satisfied, the Lord grinned and pushed his head in, which was instantly enveloped by her eager and willing pussy, its hot, moist walls squeezing tight around his engorged member. As he began pushing himself further into the Argonian, the lord reached around the young female and began fondling her breast, squeezing gently at the soft scales that composed her nipple between his two fingers.

The two groaned out in unison as both were overtaken by pleasure at the initial insertion, both feeling as if their loins were on fire with pleasure. When their hips finally met, the lord let out a long breath as he gently nipped at the back of the servant's neck, her scales feeling almost cold against his warm skin.

Slowly he began to withdraw again, the hot, tight walls of Lifts-Her-Tail squeezing around his member, trying desperately to keep it within her. When he had almost fully withdrawn, he thrust back in again, once again enveloping himself in the waves of pleasure that made up her hot, wet nether-regions.

Steadily the lord picked up his pace, each thrust sending waves of pleasure through both bodies, causing both to increase their moans and gasps of pleasure.

Suddenly Lord Colto withdrew, causing the Argonian to whimper in confusion and desire. Forcefully he pulled his servant up onto her knees while pushing her head back down onto the mattress. Hastily he re-aligned himself and pushed back in forcefully, taking her much rougher than before.

Lifts-Her-Tail yelped in surprise as she was harshly taken, the thrusts much more rapid than before as they both started to feel the buildup of pleasure that signaled the impending end. The Argonian's surprise was quickly overcome by pleasure as her climax began to build up inside of her.

Lord Colto's hand pressed firmly into the servant's neck, forcing the Argonian into a very submissive position, further fueling his desires. He was getting very close, his thrusts becoming much more shallow and rapid. Suddenly, he pushed all of his weight down onto the young female as his climax came, unable to hold back any longer.

Lifts-Her-Tail gasped in pleasure as her climax hit, her inner liquids spilling out all over the cock that was lodged firmly within her, spilling its own liquidy seed into her body. Several weak thrusts followed their simultaneous climax as Lifts-Her-Tail tried to milk every last ounce of seed out of her master, feeling the warm fluid filling her body.

After several minutes of resting, the Lord withdrew from the servant and collapsed onto his back.

"It would seem that my spear requires one final cleaning before your duties are complete, my dear."

"Of course, my Lord," Lifts-Her-Tail said in a half-dazed state, still trying to recover from her climax. Slowly she moved her head down, facing the now semi-erect cock of her master, and began licking. Once again she took the member into her mouth, cleaning off the combination of her own bodily fluids and her master's seed.

"I think I may have need of your services much more often in the coming few days, my sweet. I have several more artifacts that may be in need of some polishing."

"Of course, my Lord. I would love to be in your service."

"Good. Sleep now, my dear. I think I may have some urgent tasks for you in the morning."

Gently, the Lord took the young Argonian maid under his arm, pulling her up against his body, where they fell asleep together, each eagerly awaiting the work that was to be done the next morning.

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looks more like an orc or a shell-less ninja turtle than an argonian, and the dialogue is awful, not to mention hard to understand. the artwork however is better than many and as for story... well how often to these stories make sense?

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Love it brings me back memorys of a Mighty Argonian charging into the Plane of Oblivion... 6 out of 5 Stars if i could.

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@ Dubby,

Do you know if they had it already in arena?

Also what the hell is going on in the first page?

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SWEET MERLINS BEARD LAD! YOU'VE DONE IT! Thank you for posting this. Got me to cum much quicker then these pictures...

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