Oh Snake, you adorable rapscallion.

Beautiful.

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I got a nice chuckle out of that.

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Didn't think I'd find a good laugh here, but I did and I am pleasantly surprised.

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Very cute and amusing. If it weren't for the ending, I could see people reading this to their kids. Put some pants on him and change the guy's reaction to a laugh and it would be totally kid-safe.

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if you left out the ero. You could have a career in children's books.

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Snake? Bake! Caaaaaaaake!

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That was just wonderful :)
And the Cake was not a lie well that was a good ending for him or a bad ending :)
Excellent :)

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it's cute

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