What... thee fuck?

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*tries to think of something to say*
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...I-I can't even...

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Now selling nuclear pies! One bite and everything within five miles will be instantly vaporised! The perfect thing to wash the taste of viewing this gallery out of your mouth.

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In addition to just… this… the author got the details wrong too.

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The Emperor Galba once had a man crucified for a serious crime. As they were nailing him to the cross, the man screamed that he was a Roman citizen, and citizens of Rome could not be crucified. (That punishment was reserved for slaves and foreigners.)

Galba's response was "Nail him higher".

I would have requested to be faced in the opposite direction from this gallery.

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I really like the sheer indifference of everyone involved.

"Oh, so you'll be nailed to the cross. Well, sucks. At least you didn't get scaphism, I had it last year and I was shitting maggots for a week."

I mean, she's just getting crucified. It's no big deal, why are you kids whining about it?

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Hey, at least it's not a vivisection.

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... how on earth can someone get a sterilized nail for crucifixion?

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@buuda RIP.

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She better got all A+ on her report cards for this!

PS: I am really having doubts that the ropes tying her wrists will be enough for her to use as a means to support her own weight, specially with how vertical her feet are nailed on the vertical wooden beam. She better have some other students watch her or else she'll be able to barely breathe as her own weight pulls her down. This will cause her arms to be over-extended and in turn, pull her own ribs and collar bone which will prevent her lungs to expand properly within her chest whenever she breathes.
PPS: Not that she cannot support herself by using her arms and specially her feet to prevent the contraction of her ribs. But this will of course cause extreme pain on her part and is not a long term viable solution for she will most likely tire quickly and just end up with her hanging again by her wrist and feet, barely able to breathe thanks to her weight and the hyper-extension of her arms crumpling/contraction of her ribs again.
PPPS: We also forget the blood loss aspect, not to mention all the sweat and tears and even the piss, though I think she handled the last part before she ends up being nailed.

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