What... thee fuck?

Base +6, Bud_1911 +5, liberius +6, somercet +13

*tries to think of something to say*
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...I-I can't even...

Base +7, liberius +6, Darworth -5, somercet +13

Now selling nuclear pies! One bite and everything within five miles will be instantly vaporised! The perfect thing to wash the taste of viewing this gallery out of your mouth.

Base +6, liberius +6, nakafuru -5, nyuue -12, FORTEN228 -1

In addition to just… this… the author got the details wrong too.

Base +5, OrinMidwinter +3, Beane +7, d_m3t@l -2

The Emperor Galba once had a man crucified for a serious crime. As they were nailing him to the cross, the man screamed that he was a Roman citizen, and citizens of Rome could not be crucified. (That punishment was reserved for slaves and foreigners.)

Galba's response was "Nail him higher".

I would have requested to be faced in the opposite direction from this gallery.

Base +6, nakafuru -5

I really like the sheer indifference of everyone involved.

"Oh, so you'll be nailed to the cross. Well, sucks. At least you didn't get scaphism, I had it last year and I was shitting maggots for a week."

I mean, she's just getting crucified. It's no big deal, why are you kids whining about it?

Base +5, Lolwey +5

Hey, at least it's not a vivisection.

Base +2, escaper +6, HexManaicMaylein +3

... how on earth can someone get a sterilized nail for crucifixion?

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