Sooooo.... She's going to screw Clark Gable, Conan the Barbarian, and Captain Jack Sparrow?

@horny wolf I've only ever seen the two Arnold Schwarzenegger Conan movies. I had no idea he actually married Valeria, I just thought they hooked up a few times, then she died. However, it had been a number of months since I've seen the movies. I may have forgotten some stuff. It's more probable, however, that the movies only touched on a small part of the canon.

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Hey its that sex web cartoon series that didn't quite move past episode 3.

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Conan would just throw her aside. He's surprisingly loyal to his dead wife, Valeria, and his hell bent on finding a way to bring her back!

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Jesus, my early teens is flashing back. The fuck i fap to.

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