500 credits reward for who can come up with the most words for 'BREASTS" (valid)

Jury - Judge - and Executioner am I

Found several hundreds myself = decided to give both people that reacted each 500 credits

um... Boobs, tits, sweater puppys, meat pillows, lady milkers, ballons, fun bags, boobies, melons, jugs, hooters, honkers, danglers, chesticals, lovely lady lumps, bazongas, female floatation devices, knockers, tatas, cans, guns, things on a woman I like to play with, umm... thats all I got...

do I win?

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@ ADHWEEE = forgot to set the closing date = yesterday

Last edited on 27 September 2015, 18:04.

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Leon Isaac Kennedy's

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When does urban dictionary get the bounty? I volunteer to make the delivery. Please transfer the 500 credits to my account. ^.^

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Jugs, orbs, darts, gourds, Elmer Fudds, bouncing Buddhas, Sweater stretchers, lung protectors, Beach umbrellas, frost detectors, Scooby Snacks, snake-eyes dice, Jell-o molds, high-beam lights, Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys, Double lattes, Ode to Joys, Hooters, shooters, physics tutors, Bobbsey Twins, bald commuters, Double-WMD's, MRE's, PFD's, Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes, Gerber servers, holy grails, Whoopee cushions, humpback whales, Flying saucers, traffic stoppers, Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers, Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos, Soft-serve cones, armadillos, Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes, Midget earmuffs, warming globes, Strobes and probes, frontal lobes, Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers, Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers, Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs, Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs, Jogging partners, saline noobs, Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers, Rubber baby buggy bumpers, Rutabagas, Chi Omegas, Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas, Congo bongos, bowling pins, Fast-pitch softballs, and siamese twins.

There, I just came up with 99 different euphemisms for boobies. Let's see anyone beat that.

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1. Abbott and Costello
2. airbags
3. B1 and B2
4. babaloos
5. baby feeders
6. badoinkies
7. balloons
8. baloobas
9. baps
10. bazookas
11. bazoomas
12. bazoombas
13. bee-stings
14. Ben and Jerry
15. Bert and Ernie
16. Berthas
17. bijongas
18. billibongs
19. blinkers
20. Bob and Ray
21. bombs
22. Bonnie and Clyde
23. boobs
24. boobies
25. boobsters
26. boops
27. bosoms
28. bottles
29. boulders
30. Brad Pitts
31. bristols
32. bumpers
33. cans
34. cantaloupes
35. cha-chas
36. chesticles
37. chumbawumbas
38. coconuts
39. cupcakes
40. dairy pillows
41. Danny DeVitos
42. David and Goliath
43. devil's dumplings
44. dinglebobbers
45. dugs
46. dumplings
47. Durantes
48. Eartha Kitts
49. Eisenhowers
50. flapdoodles
51. Fred and Ethel
52. funbags
53. gazongas
54. George and Gracie
55. gobstoppers
56. God’s milk bottles
57. Godzillas
58. Goodyears
59. goombas
60. grillwork
61. headlamps
62. headlights
63. high beams
64. Holmes and Watson
65. honkers
66. hood ornaments
67. hooters
68. hubcaps
69. hummers
70. Isaac Newtons
71. jahoobies
72. John and Paul
73. jugs
74. kagemushas
75. kawangas
76. knockers
77. Lewinskis
78. Lilo and Stitch
79. magambos
80. Mahatmas
81. mammaries
82. mau maus
83. melons
84. Mickey and Minnie
85. Mike and Ike
86. milk bombs
87. milk jugs
88. milk wagons
89. milkmakers
90. milkshakes
91. Mobutus
92. mounds
93. muffins
94. Mulligans
95. Murphys
96. nay-nays
97. neeners
98. ninnies
99. norks
100. num-nums
101. pair
102. palookas
103. Pia Zadoras
104. pillows
105. puppies
106. pushmatahas
107. rack
108. rib bumpers
109. rivets
110. rotors
111. shabba-dos
112. shlobes
113. shmozobs
114. snow tires
115. soombas
116. speed bumps
117. splazoingas
118. squachies
119. tatas
120. teetees
121. Thelma and Louise
122. tishomingos
123. tits
124. titties
125. torpedoes
126. Tweedledee and Tweedledum
127. tweeters
128. twekkers
129. Volvos
130. wahwahs
131. whimwhams
132. Wilsons
133. windshield wipers
134. Winnebagos
135. wopbopaloobops
136. yahoos
137. yazoos
138. ying-yangs

SHOW ME THE MONEY !

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@ glvdtr

You forgot bazongas (as said by Teepo from Tales of Xillia)

Other than that, that's a huge list of nicknames for boobs right, and all in alphabetical order no less. Color me impressed.

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Sorry. I have no time for games. ;_;

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My favorite from the multi-Oscar award winning film of 1985, Transylvania 6-5000,---BAZONKERS!

Oh, yeah, don't forget teats, Jawas, Chi-Chis, smores, pancakes, combos, Orphan Annie goggles, Minions, and Grand Tetons.

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