“HERE, SO YOU DON'T GET BORED WHILE WE'RE GONE / ¡ PLAY 20 VIDEOCASSETTES OF EACH ONE! / NO, AUNTIE! ASK ME TO SWEEP OR IRON, BUT DON'T MAKE ME WATCH THOSE FILMS—THEY'RE SO FILTHY! OBEY! / AND DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE TV! | WOE BETIDE YOU IF THEY COME OUT BLURRY OR POORLY RECORDED / ¡GOODBYE, CHICHISIENTA! SORRY WE HAVE TO LOCK YOU IN. WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET *TOO* "EXCITED" AND GO OUT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO "CONSOLE" YOU. ¡ HA, HA, HA!